05.27.07

kung fu fraud

Posted in the usual stuff at 5:51 am by mr joel

Not being able to sleep, I was randomly surfing around and came across this, a guy named Milton Wallace who claims he is a “Sifu” and a kung fu master, and is making money by deceiving poor ignorant fools into buying into his bullshit.

Curious to see if he was fake, and not in the least annoyed at some asshole using the title “Sifu” irresponsibly, I did a bit of research of my own: seconds later, a quick search on youtube for his name reveals this video, where Wallace, in a blue shirt, exhibits his “mastery” of “muy thai”. He obviously knows nothing about Muay Thai, which uses knees and elbows, in addition to fists and feet, as deadly weapons. Wallace’s exhibition of “muy thai” - dude, at least get the spelling right - shows him clumsily kicking around and throwing some punches. Dude can’t even keep his balance when he kicks, and the way he swings his leg around… horrendously noobish. I could throw a better turning kick as a ten year old taekwondo white belt. Any taekwondo white belt with a month’s worth of proper training can.

Surf around a bit more on youtube and check out his stuff. It’s a travesty and a bastardization of the title “sifu”. Any Thai person would also be really, really pissed watching that video.

Further examples:
Wallace’s side kick.
A REAL sifu’s side kick.

This is just a whole collection of really laughable stuff.

1 Comment »

  1. timo said,

    May 27, 2007 at 6:28 am

    hey man hahah didn’t know you liked bullshido… awesome site. you still doing martial arts though?

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